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Porsche 944 for sale funny craigslist ads

Awesome Classified: 1986 Porsche 944 Turbo Will, Apparently, Change Your Life

Porsche 944 Turbo for sale

If this car can do half the things the seller claims.. count me in! Race prepared 1986 Porsche 944 Turbo, 97,000 miles, $11,000. Hilarious CL ad below, this seller pulled out all the stops!

I see all kinds of classified ads for cars during my regular scouring of the web for the next fun car… this hilarious ad from Craigslist Minneapolis made me want to create a new blog category where I can post other such ridiculous ads. You’ve gotta hand it to the guy who put this one together… it’s all I can do not to run right out and buy this one… the part about the Argentinian intern is the best!

I’m not sure that a ‘Carrera’ (911) constitutes a ‘classless car’ but this guy thinks pretty highly of his 944… and himself, self described as ‘185 pounds of toned muscle’…

Here is a link to the ad itself. It’s also pasted below, verbatim, from the CL listing.. so when the ad is eventually taken down or the car is sold, we can still read it and laugh.

From Minneapolis Craigslist – July 29, 2015:

This is for the truly discerning man who understands that the right mix of class and power is to have an abundance of both. This pearl white chariot will take you to concerts, ball fields, and the apartment of that new intern from Argentina. Don’t get a classless Boxster or Carrera – get a real car meticulously assembled by the best mechanics in the world at the Zuffenhausen factory in 1986. Fewer than 11,000 of these cars were ever produced – she’s rarer than your Rolex. This car has been fully upgraded for track racing. Professionally balanced so that when she is 1/2 full of high octane and has 185 pounds of toned muscle in the driver’s seat the weight distribution is exactly 25% on each wheel. Her four 12″ Brembo discs stay cool with custom ventilation piping that 170 MPH breeze over their slotted surface. So, your buddy in the passenger seat just told you he’s decided to become a vegetarian – tap these suckers and break his stupid noise [nose] on the dashboard – cause hey, you’re doing the guy a favor.
And if during one of the many getaway chases you’ll be leading something goes terribly awry and you accidently go off that overpass, at least you’ll be in one piece when you’re incarcerated – ’cause this baby is outfitted with a rollcage, Sparco Evo racing seat, and 5-point Simpson harness. Hear that lion roaring under the hood? That is 2.6 liters of double camshafted, turbocharged adrenaline. The whole thing has been gone through by Auto Edge Racing. We are talking over $7,000 in racing upgrades.
Porsche 944 for sale funny craigslist ads

She is the real deal with a 5 speed rear mounted transmission handling all that power through a high performance puck clutch with less than 10,000 miles on the clutch. Don’t show up expecting to test drive this beauty unless you know how to drive a manual & have cash in hand.

So, you’re ready to have this white stallion in your stable? Then you better be willing to fork over $11,000 american. Or if you have a blue water sailboat in the caribbean I’d be willing to swap.

Shoot me an email and we can set up a meeting.
Porsche 944 for sale funny craigslist ads

Porsche 944 for sale funny craigslist ads

Porsche 944 for sale funny craigslist ads

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Videos from the 2015 Intermarque Spring Kick Off Car Show in Osseo, MN

The Intermarque Car Show, held for the past few years in Osseo, MN… and a show that’s been going on for more than 20 years at some venue around the Twin Cities, is, HANDS DOWN, one of my favorites of the year. This year the big day was Saturday, May 16th.

I tried something new this year… in an effort to share some of the fun cars that show up to the event with friends around the country, and the world, that probably won’t ever make it to the show, I brought a friend a long with a video camera. We talked to some folks who were happy to share the stories of their cars. These are just some of the videos, uploaded to the DaveKnowsCars YouTube Channel, we shot that day, some are still being edited, so check the YouTube channel again soon for more. (scroll below the graphic for more).
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The great thing about this show is that it’s so laid back and the collection of cars is about as eclectic as yo can imagine. This year there were two Volvo 544s parked next to each other, a Citroen Mehari, a Suffolk Jaguar SS100, more MGs than you could shake a stick at (including a couple of pre-War models). All the clubs come out and park together and mingle… it’s what the collector car hobby is all about. You bring what you’ve got and nobody cares whether your car costs a million dollars or fifteen hundred dollars.

Intermarque is a multi-marque organization that incorporates all the different vintage, foreign car clubs in the area in an effort to consolidate event information and car activites… so everyone knows what’s happening inside our little collector car world. Brian Cornell and Andy Lindberg spend a lot of time each month putting together a great online newsletter ‘The Intermarque Monthly” available for free download at Intermarque.org.

A big thank you needs to go out to Brian Cornell, John Engstrom and all the Intermarque Volunteers that made this show happen, it’s truly a gem of a show and we’re lucky to have such a rabid group of enthusiasts that make it happen, year after year.

Used Porsche 911 Minneapolis

Just Arrived! Used 2003 Porsche 911Carrera Coupe 6 Speed Manual Transmission with Just 34,000 Miles

Used Porsche 911 Minneapolis

Anybody who knows me knows how I LUST after Porsche 911s. This car was just acquired by Sears Imports a couple of days ago. The one and only owner of this car, the original owner, purchased a new Mercedes-Benz here at Sears Imports several months ago. He recently brought his Porsche 911 Carrera in and asked if we’d be interested in just buying it from him… of course, we were… so here it is.

used porsche carrera

This is a 2003 Porsche 911 Carrera Coupe. It is black with black leather interior, it’s got a 6 speed manual transmission and is in absolutely pristine condition. The owner of this car was fanatical about keeping this car clean and perfect in every way. According to the owner, it was stored each year before Thanksgiving and taken out of storage in the Spring only after the streets had been swept of Winter debris. There isn’t as much as a rock chip on the paint of this car, it has a 3M Venture Shield clear bra on it anyway.

used Porsche 911 Minneapolis

We just installed a brand new set of tires on this car, changed the oil and filter. It is ready to roll… and roll fast. It has just 34,201 original miles on its odometer, a clean, no accident Carfax vehicle history report… this is a no stories 911 that has been pampered and well cared for. It’s Sears Imports stock# 20052, priced right for the miles and condition at $37,900.

Porsche Cayenne Transsyberia

Used Porsche Cayenne S Transsyberia One Owner Just 2,199 miles, Try to Find Another!

Porsche Cayenne Transsyberia

This is a very lightly used, one owner 2010 model Porsche Cayenne S Transsyberia, a special edition that Porsche produced to commemorate its winning the Transsyberia Rally . Sears Imports recently acquired this Porsche after the owner passed away, his family brought it to Sears Imports after being new and pre owned vehicle customers for many years. The owner of this car was a long time Porsche enthusiast, this was just one of the cars in his stable. The previous owner hardly ever drove this car, it has just 2,199 original miles on its odometer and is in essentially as new condition.
Porsche Cayenne Transsyberia

The Cayenne S Transsyberia model is a very high trim level vehicle with alcantara all over the interior… the seating surfaces, headliner, and steering wheel are alcantara, but it’s under the hood where the Transsyberia shines. It has the huge 4.8 liter V8 engine which is found in the new Cayenne GTS models, it has 405 horsepower, coupled with all wheel drive… this is a mean machine that’s as at home in snow and Minnesota Winter weather as dry autobahn pavement.

It’s got a clean Carfax vehicle history report, it’s a one owner, super low mile, no stories car that’s ready go and priced for the market at $74,900, Sears Imports’ stock#20007.

Thank You! Sold the Porsche Friday Afternoon


Drive in style with speed this Winter in this 2004 Porsche Cayenne S, just traded in on a Certified Pre Owned Mercedes-Benz. This Porsche SUV is silver with a grey leather interior. The S model packs more horsepower and options than standard Cayennes. It’s got a clean AutoCheck vehicle history report (no accidents or the like).

It’s got 63,654 miles on its odometer and is currently available and priced to sell at $22,756. Feldmann Imports’ stock# P8777A.

Used Porsche Boxster S – Silver w/ Black – 35k miles – Just Arrived!


This great looking Porsche Boxster S was just traded in on a new Mercedes-Benz. It’s a 6 speed manual transmission, as God (or Dr. Porsche) intended, loaded with options, including navigation so you can never get lost cruising the backroads at whatever speed you choose to drive over the speed limit.

I had the pleasure of using a car like this one for a weekend about a year ago and it was a glorious time. The sounds that come gurgling out of the exhaust are great and the whine of the engine about 8 inches from your head makes you wonder how many moving parts are really in there! 

Just over 35,000 miles on this 2005 high horsepower S model, it’s been very well cared for and driven sparingly. There is still plenty of time to use this one before the snow falls. Priced right to find a new owner today at $33,995, Feldmann Imports Stock# M9631A.